A couple weeks ago [ profile] sadlygrove was kind enough to assure me this wasn’t too weird to post. Thank you darling~ and I shouldn't be held responsible for the weirdness of my fic if HBO can't be bothered to show something other than Inception all summer.  

someday a proper crossover

Title: Bleeding Effect
Author: [ profile] djsoliloquy 
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed.
Rating: PG-13 that yearns to be a pirate
Characters/Pairings: Ezio, Altaïr/Malik, ensemble.
Summary: Ezio remembers—or possibly dreams—a particularly intimate moment of Altaïr’s life. And then it gets strange.

To find truth, sometimes you need to go deeper... )
Current Mood: weird
The form my grief has taken, let me show you it.

Title: Not So Funny Now, Is It?
Author: [ profile] djsoliloquy
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed
Rating: PGish, warnings for implied violence.
Summary: Oliver Bowden’s book comes out. Malik is not amused.

Notes: Inspired by a kink meme prompt: Malik pays Bowden a visit and gives him a satisfying punch in the face (either literally or figuratively).

Malik prefers his revenge served cold. And in a burlap sack. )
Current Mood: mischievous
19 July 2011 @ 04:34 pm
Title: Tutorial
Author: [ profile] djsoliloquy
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed
Rating: PG-13, warnings for brief language and violence.
Characters/Pairing: Shaun and Rebecca, very subtle pairing if you so wish.
Summary: That time Shaun got in over his head and Rebecca saved his ass.

Notes: Inspired by a kink meme prompt for Shaun’s escape from Abstergo. See footnotes for more details.

Read more... )
LJ is being a jerk. Had to go in and format by hand. Good ol' HTML coding! So, hopefully nothing explodes?

Title: Sneezes and Other Physiological Responses
Author: [ profile] djsoliloquy
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed
Rating: NC-17, porn, warnings for substance-induced sex.
Pairing: Shaun/Desmond.
Summary: Shaun starts sneezing for some mysterious reason. And there’s sex.

Notes: Inspired by a kink meme prompt: Sex pollen.

This was so officially Not Allergies... )
Sitting down with crack and treating it like an adult is seriously one of my favorite things. The crack gets so flustered, it’s absolutely adorable.

Title: Brotherly Love
Author: [ profile] djsoliloquy 
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed
Rating: PG-13ish
Pairing: Federico/Malik
Summary: AU. Being an older brother is hard.

Notes: inspired by kinkmeme requester who was pretty sure this pairing didn’t exist. RECTIFYING!

"You must be an older brother too," Federico said the first time they met. )

13 April 2010 @ 11:58 am
Another update, and so soon! This is all very strange, it's so unlike me! XD

Around 10 weeks ago I took down names for a drabble meme, but between chronic procrastination and the fact that my brain laughs and takes a bottle of neurological white-out to the word 'drabble' whenever it's used... we're gonna lay down those phat beats by ear. Some are done, some are not. This one is! =D

Title: Banya
Length: ~1,000 words.
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America.
Summary: [ profile] erueru_2d's prompt. Russia and America in the banya.
Rating: PG-13. Fairly innocuous hot and sweaty rolling about while practically naked, minuscule amounts of trace kinks. It just kind of happens.

and before they came into the banya, Russia smiled and said, Savor it )
It is deceptively hard to write about something which is itself a procrastination tool. Your brain keeps saying IT'S OKAY IT’S RESEARCH.

...which, yes, is my sad excuse for being some 20 minutes late. Sorry.

Title: Beyond the Impossible High Score
Words: 2,300~
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America, drive-by Canada, Japan.
Summary: America tries to beat Russia at Tetris. Things get a little heated.
Rating: K/PG with aromatic nutty crack wtf undertones.

For [ profile] miss_chella  as part of the [ profile] russiamerica Spring Exchange ♥ I hope you like it!

after a couple close calls, he tacks a piece of paper up in his living room reminding him to Not Throw Canada's Game Boy Out The Window when he gets the urge... )
[ profile] wizzard890 and [ profile] pyrrhiccomedy and I joined forces for a morning-after fic following the events of a night in 2005, when one of Russia's nightclubs hosted an event called "Spank America Decent." Which is just as outrageously funny and embarrassing as whatever you're thinking right now. It's got Nations gone wild, with blackmail, lassos, drunken shenanigans and more glitter than you can shake one of those stick ponies at! 

(PG-13, France/England, Poland/Lithuania, and Russia/America.)

Go forth!
03 February 2010 @ 04:43 pm
Yeah, it's going up now  :T

Title: the Waltz
Word count: 330~
Originally posted: @[ profile] saying_yes_2010
Characters: Austria/Hungary
Rating: R, sex.
Summary: The prompt was "waltz" and, um... hi.

...and isn’t that one phrase for it, making beautiful music together? )
Oh god, well, I kind of said I would prettify this a bit and de-anon and it’s Sunday, so here goes. I'm beginning to think I might have some kind of finger fixation? Heh, might. The other fill is teeny, so I’ll just post that one with a drabble or something.

I think I prefer them (at least mostly) unrequited, but these two can be hot and so much fun.

Title: Not exactly pillow talk
Words: ~2,000
Originally posted: @[ profile] saying_yes_2010 
Characters: Spain/Romano.
Rating: Hard R. NC-17? Anyway, it’s porn, guys.
Summary: Spanish spoken during sex!

“You could always try my language, idiot. I don’t think it’d kill you.” // “But you hate taking orders,” Spain says, licking his lips. )
11 January 2010 @ 04:09 pm
Title: A Love Song for You
Length: ~1,000
Originally posted: @ [ profile] russiamerica for the CMC event back in October.
Characters: Russia/America, guest appearances by England, Denmark, France, others.
Rating: PG-13, for language, kisses, England's imaginative similes.
Summary: Written for the prompt cockblocked. And when I think cockblocked I think Simon Cowell, if that gives you an idea.

"It sounded like a cat jumping off the Empire State building. Into a tragically placed food processor, if I'm any judge. Which I am." )
02 January 2010 @ 03:59 am
Title: De Servo Arbitrio
Words: 2,700~
Characters/Pairings: Prussia, Poland.
Time period: 1525 CE
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, references to violence
Summary: The Treaty of Kraków and Prussian Homage. After the Teutonic Order is dissolved, the new Duchy of Prussia becomes the first Protestant state and comes to terms with being a fiefdom of guess who. Includes historical figures. Also bitching.

“I don’t think predestination, like, necessarily means predestined for greatness.” )
14 December 2009 @ 02:32 pm
Title: Abnormal Activity (or, The Only Thing We Have to Fear is Fear Itself and Demonic Forces from the Nether Realms)
Length: 3,100~
Orignally written: off the cuff for wizzard890 a while ago, and to anyone else who saw the movie and had a bit of this going on.
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America, England.
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: Language.
Summary: America’s new scary movie is so scary America doesn’t even want to go to sleep. The world struggles to remain understanding of this.

"Australia gave me anti-venom and rubber bands and said if it got me I should piss on it but I couldn’t tell if he was joking or not..." )
07 December 2009 @ 12:42 am
Stole'd from [ profile] wizzard890. It's a meme that generates crack!pairings, basically. It's fantastic!

1. Write down the names of 10 characters.

2. Write a fic of fifteen words or less for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.

1) Rincewind (Discworld)
2) Death (Discworld)
3) the Player (Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead)
4) Sweden (Hetalia)
5) Jet Black (Cowboy Bebop)
6) Germany (Hetalia)
7) Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report)
8) Poland (Hetalia)
9) Crowley (Good Omens)
10) England (Hetalia)

(Shooting for fifteen-ish words. And hush, Colbert totally counts. You'll thank me.)

there is a very special kind of hell for people who ship things like Sweden/Colbert )
20 November 2009 @ 12:48 pm
Title: Something New
Originally Posted: @[ profile] hetaliasunshine, for [ profile] halflight007, forever and a half ago.
Characters/Pairings: France/England
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Nothing intelligent here, just bickering and fluff and, um, nudity. But it's artistic bickering, with words, so.
Summary: Francis and Arthur try a different sort of activity, for which Arthur expresses shy uncertainty with his usual charm. Not to be outdone, Francis charms him right back.

“This is just a sophisticated excuse to put that up on the internet, admit it! )
29 August 2009 @ 08:12 pm
Title: The Flight of the Rice Rocket
Words: 9,200
Originally posted: on the Hetalia kink meme
Character(s) or Pairing(s): G8+2 | Russia/America | France/World
Rating: Hard R for sexual content
Warnings: Bondage, orgy, dubcon and breath-play if you squint. "Don't drive like this" should probably also be a warning.
Summary: Two hours; ten nations; a car the size of a hotdog stand. Sounds like it could be a trailer for the next The Fast and the Furious: Veneziano at the Wheel — except for the whole orgy in the backseat. The car gets fantastic gas mileage, though.

The Rice Rocket Flies Again )
29 August 2009 @ 07:50 pm
Title: To Catch a Country
Words: ~5,400
Originally posted: on the Hetalia kink meme
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Latvia, France, Spain, England | France/Latvia
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: France getting touchy-feely with a minor.
Summary: What would happen if Latvia hosted a show dedicated to bringing predators and pedophiles to justice? What would happen if France, Spain, and England were the unwitting participants?

To Catch a Country )
Title: No Need for Desperation!
Words: 2,500ish
Originally posted: on the Hetalia kink meme
Character(s) or Pairing(s): “Russia”/”America” (role-play, with surprise real pairing)
Rating: R for sexual content.
Summary: Two desperate nations role-play as other nations to satisfy their desires. Did anyone seriously think this was going to end well?

No Need for Desperation! )
Title: The Four Times He’s at Risk
Words: ~3,000
Originally posted: on the Hetalia kink meme
Character(s) or Pairing(s): England/Colonial!America
: R for mature themes, sexuality, and...
Warnings: Shota. Not explicit, but. Yeah. Be warned.
Summary: England must exercise restraint to the nth degree with a young, oblivious America in his care. Soft and creepy bonding time ensues.

The Four Times He's at Risk )
23 August 2009 @ 11:32 pm
Title: A Little More Spark
Length: 4,500~ words
Characters/Pairings: Poland, Hungary, Austria, Russia | implied Austria/Hungary
Time period: 1849
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, some violence
Summary: Poland aides Hungary in the fight for her independence. They kick serious imperial butt until Austria gets Russia to help put down the revolution.
Notes: for the lovely [ profile] pyrrhiccomedy as my end of our fic trade. UGH SORRY WAY TO NOT FINISH UNTIL THE LAST EFFING MINUTE DAY AFTER ALSKDJFL. Shame on me.

A Little More Spark )(