djsoliloquy: ([stock] ♥)
2013-02-14 02:54 am
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[TF2] Stupid Cupid

Fandom: TF2
Rating: PG.
Characters: RED Sniper, with BLU Sniper and both Spies.
Length: 2,600 words
Summary: Sniper receives a highly experimental cupid sniper set. How could that possibly go wrong.

Some kiss-free, zero-fraternization huggery for Valentine's Day. ♥
Well maybe a little fraternization.

Read more... )
djsoliloquy: ([zero punctuation] GAAAY)
2013-02-12 04:07 pm

[AC AU] Interview

Fandom: Assassin's Creed
Rating: soft R
Pairing: Altair/Malik
Summary: Written for Sophie's porn star au! Wherein college student Malik decides to write his thesis on the porn industry and sends out a call to interview some real porn stars and I bet you can’t guess who answers. This is their first meeting.

Read more... )
djsoliloquy: ([stock] walls and windows)
2013-02-12 04:06 pm

[Gentlemen Bastards] Confidence Game

Fandom: Gentleman Bastard Sequence
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Sanza twins
Summary: Fill from the kinkmeme. Hurt/comfort after a close call.

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djsoliloquy: (Default)
2012-09-23 07:57 pm

[AC fic] With Bells On, parts 1-2

Fandom: Assassin's Creed
Rating: R
Pairings: Altair/Malik
Summary: Prostitute!AU. Wills clash when the mysterious and infuriating regular starts making Altair wear a belly-dancing dress.
Notes: Still a WIP. Inspired by kinkmeme request for 12th century belly-dancing prostitute!Altair. Nailed it.

Read more... )
djsoliloquy: ([Mighty Turtleducks] PARTY HARD)
2012-08-13 11:21 pm
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[original] childhood meme

Fandom: Legend of Korra / Mighty Turtleduck OC probending team
A young Tuo has trouble sleeping. Basically my headcanon that some earthbenders are like cats about earthquakes.
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djsoliloquy: ([stock] rocky)
2012-08-12 05:13 pm

[ac fic] Home Is Where The Fight Is

Fandom: Assassin's Creed
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Desmond, Maria Thorpe, ensemble.
Summary: Desmond refuses to bail his family out of jail when they start another bar fight. The vaguely biker-80's AU sort of. Mostly an excuse for Des and Maria Thorpe to have a heart-to-heart.

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djsoliloquy: ([stock] nautical theme / I'd ship it)
2012-08-12 05:06 pm

[ac fic] And Carry On

Fandom: Assassin's Creed
Rating: PG
Characters: Lucy, Rebecca, Shaun, Desmond
Summary: V requested morning routines! The ways they get by.

Keep Calm... )
djsoliloquy: ([sp] eyebrow lift maneuver)
2012-08-12 04:41 pm

[AC/Valve] crossover drabbles

tanya prompted for ac/valve a couple times!
[PG13, Altair and Malik | A couple Valve games get surprise new players]

Forms FORM-29827282-AC )

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djsoliloquy: ([AC] other worlds than these)
2012-08-12 04:12 pm

[AC ficlets]

sigh tumblr-dw fic transfer initiated 

sharp fragments of happiness 
PG, Malik, Altair/Maria | Malik is conflicted with happiness the first time he sees Darim.Read more... )

a gentle ultimatum

(PGish, Altair/Malik |  Malik gets stuck in workaholic mode and Altair tries to get him out of it) [abandoned]Read more... )
djsoliloquy: (♪)
2011-09-25 10:36 pm

letting it settle (Assassin's Creed, Altair/Malik)

Titleletting it settle
Author[ profile] djsoliloquy
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Altair/Malik.
Summary: Malik eats way too much of Altair's cooking, followed by comfort cuddles to combat tummy aches. 

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djsoliloquy: (freedom or peace? spread your wings)
2011-09-25 10:11 pm

wolf in eagles' clothing (Assassin's Creed, Federico/Vieri)

Titlewolf in eagles’ clothing
Author[ profile] djsoliloquy
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed (2)
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Federico/Vieri.
Summary: Federico mixes business with psychologcal warfare pleasure and Vieri is way out of his depth.

Notes: Inspired by a kink meme prompt asking for a person wearing someone else’s clothes after sex.

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djsoliloquy: ([AC] other worlds than these)
2011-07-22 04:06 pm

Bleeding Effect (Assassin's Creed | Ezio, Altair/Malik, ensemble)

A couple weeks ago [ profile] sadlygrove was kind enough to assure me this wasn’t too weird to post. Thank you darling~ and I shouldn't be held responsible for the weirdness of my fic if HBO can't be bothered to show something other than Inception all summer.  

someday a proper crossover

Title: Bleeding Effect
Author: [ profile] djsoliloquy 
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed.
Rating: PG-13 that yearns to be a pirate
Characters/Pairings: Ezio, Altaïr/Malik, ensemble.
Summary: Ezio remembers—or possibly dreams—a particularly intimate moment of Altaïr’s life. And then it gets strange.

To find truth, sometimes you need to go deeper... )
djsoliloquy: (this is why we can't have nice things)
2011-07-19 05:08 pm

Not So Funny Now, Is It? (Assassin's Creed. Malik)

The form my grief has taken, let me show you it.

Title: Not So Funny Now, Is It?
Author: [ profile] djsoliloquy
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed
Rating: PGish, warnings for implied violence.
Summary: Oliver Bowden’s book comes out. Malik is not amused.

Notes: Inspired by a kink meme prompt: Malik pays Bowden a visit and gives him a satisfying punch in the face (either literally or figuratively).

Malik prefers his revenge served cold. And in a burlap sack. )
djsoliloquy: (Cityscape)
2011-07-19 04:34 pm

Tutorial (Assassin's Creed)

Title: Tutorial
Author: [ profile] djsoliloquy
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed
Rating: PG-13, warnings for brief language and violence.
Characters/Pairing: Shaun and Rebecca, very subtle pairing if you so wish.
Summary: That time Shaun got in over his head and Rebecca saved his ass.

Notes: Inspired by a kink meme prompt for Shaun’s escape from Abstergo. See footnotes for more details.

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djsoliloquy: (these our bodies possessed by light)
2011-07-19 04:08 pm

Sneezes and Other Physiological Responses (Assassins's Creed, Shaun/Des)

LJ is being a jerk. Had to go in and format by hand. Good ol' HTML coding! So, hopefully nothing explodes?

Title: Sneezes and Other Physiological Responses
Author: [ profile] djsoliloquy
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed
Rating: NC-17, porn, warnings for substance-induced sex.
Pairing: Shaun/Desmond.
Summary: Shaun starts sneezing for some mysterious reason. And there’s sex.

Notes: Inspired by a kink meme prompt: Sex pollen.

This was so officially Not Allergies... )
djsoliloquy: (Cityscape)
2011-07-13 02:43 pm

Brotherly Love (Assassin's Creed, Federico/Malik)

Sitting down with crack and treating it like an adult is seriously one of my favorite things. The crack gets so flustered, it’s absolutely adorable.

Title: Brotherly Love
Author: [ profile] djsoliloquy 
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed
Rating: PG-13ish
Pairing: Federico/Malik
Summary: AU. Being an older brother is hard.

Notes: inspired by kinkmeme requester who was pretty sure this pairing didn’t exist. RECTIFYING!

"You must be an older brother too," Federico said the first time they met. )

djsoliloquy: (Default)
2010-04-13 11:58 am
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Banya (Hetalia, Russia/America)

Another update, and so soon! This is all very strange, it's so unlike me! XD

Around 10 weeks ago I took down names for a drabble meme, but between chronic procrastination and the fact that my brain laughs and takes a bottle of neurological white-out to the word 'drabble' whenever it's used... we're gonna lay down those phat beats by ear. Some are done, some are not. This one is! =D

Title: Banya
Length: ~1,000 words.
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America.
Summary: [ profile] erueru_2d's prompt. Russia and America in the banya.
Rating: PG-13. Fairly innocuous hot and sweaty rolling about while practically naked, minuscule amounts of trace kinks. It just kind of happens.

and before they came into the banya, Russia smiled and said, Savor it )
djsoliloquy: (Default)
2010-04-11 12:18 am
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Beyond the Impossible High Score (Hetalia, Russia/America)

It is deceptively hard to write about something which is itself a procrastination tool. Your brain keeps saying IT'S OKAY IT’S RESEARCH.

...which, yes, is my sad excuse for being some 20 minutes late. Sorry.

Title: Beyond the Impossible High Score
Words: 2,300~
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America, drive-by Canada, Japan.
Summary: America tries to beat Russia at Tetris. Things get a little heated.
Rating: K/PG with aromatic nutty crack wtf undertones.

For [ profile] miss_chella  as part of the [ profile] russiamerica Spring Exchange ♥ I hope you like it!

after a couple close calls, he tacks a piece of paper up in his living room reminding him to Not Throw Canada's Game Boy Out The Window when he gets the urge... )
djsoliloquy: (best badfriends)
2010-02-23 03:32 pm
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"Spank America Decent"-- Now with 60% More Glitter!

[ profile] wizzard890 and [ profile] pyrrhiccomedy and I joined forces for a morning-after fic following the events of a night in 2005, when one of Russia's nightclubs hosted an event called "Spank America Decent." Which is just as outrageously funny and embarrassing as whatever you're thinking right now. It's got Nations gone wild, with blackmail, lassos, drunken shenanigans and more glitter than you can shake one of those stick ponies at! 

(PG-13, France/England, Poland/Lithuania, and Russia/America.)

Go forth!