djsoliloquy: ([zero punctuation] GAAAY)
2013-02-12 04:07 pm

[AC AU] Interview

Fandom: Assassin's Creed
Rating: soft R
Pairing: Altair/Malik
Summary: Written for Sophie's porn star au! Wherein college student Malik decides to write his thesis on the porn industry and sends out a call to interview some real porn stars and I bet you can’t guess who answers. This is their first meeting.

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2012-09-23 07:57 pm

[AC fic] With Bells On, parts 1-2

Fandom: Assassin's Creed
Rating: R
Pairings: Altair/Malik
Summary: Prostitute!AU. Wills clash when the mysterious and infuriating regular starts making Altair wear a belly-dancing dress.
Notes: Still a WIP. Inspired by kinkmeme request for 12th century belly-dancing prostitute!Altair. Nailed it.

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djsoliloquy: (Default)
2012-08-14 01:17 am

[AC fic] wholesome

Fandom: Assassin’s Creed
Rating: NC17
Characters: Altair/Malik
Summary: Gloryhole kink oneshot, from that still-unfinished modern hooker!AU.

djsoliloquy: ([stock] rocky)
2012-08-14 12:10 am

[ac/tf2] Malik puts his foot down

Fandom: Assassin's Creed/Team Fortress 2
Rating: R for violence
Characters: Malik, Altair
Summary: Altair talks smack and Malik is a terrifying team mom.

Malik has no intention of allowing a threat to go unaddressed because it happens to be wearing their uniform.  
Continued from here.

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djsoliloquy: ([history] our bodies possessed by light)
2012-08-13 10:54 pm

[various shorts]

From a three-sentence meme on tumblr:

AC, Altair/Malik, TF2-verse
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Band of Brothers, Doc Roe. “Smile.”
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TF2, Spy/Spy, “t-shirt”Read more... )

TF2, Heavy/Medic, “fernweh”Read more... )
djsoliloquy: (Default)
2012-08-13 06:00 pm

[ac/tf2] 3 fics

If the AC assassins were TF2 mercenaries AU. Yeah.

initial synergy
(G/PG | the team is scheduled to get a new spy)
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life & limb
(PG, Malik, Ezio | even from across the battlefield Altair manages to be a pain in medic!Malik's rear.)
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(PG13, Robert de Sable & Maria Thorpe | Maria goes all-out Spy and transfers the hell out of Team Templar)
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djsoliloquy: ([stock] rocky)
2012-08-12 05:13 pm

[ac fic] Home Is Where The Fight Is

Fandom: Assassin's Creed
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Desmond, Maria Thorpe, ensemble.
Summary: Desmond refuses to bail his family out of jail when they start another bar fight. The vaguely biker-80's AU sort of. Mostly an excuse for Des and Maria Thorpe to have a heart-to-heart.

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djsoliloquy: ([stock] nautical theme / I'd ship it)
2012-08-12 05:06 pm

[ac fic] And Carry On

Fandom: Assassin's Creed
Rating: PG
Characters: Lucy, Rebecca, Shaun, Desmond
Summary: V requested morning routines! The ways they get by.

Keep Calm... )
djsoliloquy: ([sp] eyebrow lift maneuver)
2012-08-12 04:41 pm

[AC/Valve] crossover drabbles

tanya prompted for ac/valve a couple times!
[PG13, Altair and Malik | A couple Valve games get surprise new players]

Forms FORM-29827282-AC )

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djsoliloquy: ([AC] other worlds than these)
2012-08-12 04:12 pm

[AC ficlets]

sigh tumblr-dw fic transfer initiated 

sharp fragments of happiness 
PG, Malik, Altair/Maria | Malik is conflicted with happiness the first time he sees Darim.Read more... )

a gentle ultimatum

(PGish, Altair/Malik |  Malik gets stuck in workaholic mode and Altair tries to get him out of it) [abandoned]Read more... )
djsoliloquy: (♪)
2011-09-25 10:36 pm

letting it settle (Assassin's Creed, Altair/Malik)

Titleletting it settle
Author[ profile] djsoliloquy
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Altair/Malik.
Summary: Malik eats way too much of Altair's cooking, followed by comfort cuddles to combat tummy aches. 

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djsoliloquy: (freedom or peace? spread your wings)
2011-09-25 10:11 pm

wolf in eagles' clothing (Assassin's Creed, Federico/Vieri)

Titlewolf in eagles’ clothing
Author[ profile] djsoliloquy
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed (2)
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Federico/Vieri.
Summary: Federico mixes business with psychologcal warfare pleasure and Vieri is way out of his depth.

Notes: Inspired by a kink meme prompt asking for a person wearing someone else’s clothes after sex.

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djsoliloquy: ([AC] other worlds than these)
2011-07-22 04:06 pm

Bleeding Effect (Assassin's Creed | Ezio, Altair/Malik, ensemble)

A couple weeks ago [ profile] sadlygrove was kind enough to assure me this wasn’t too weird to post. Thank you darling~ and I shouldn't be held responsible for the weirdness of my fic if HBO can't be bothered to show something other than Inception all summer.  

someday a proper crossover

Title: Bleeding Effect
Author: [ profile] djsoliloquy 
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed.
Rating: PG-13 that yearns to be a pirate
Characters/Pairings: Ezio, Altaïr/Malik, ensemble.
Summary: Ezio remembers—or possibly dreams—a particularly intimate moment of Altaïr’s life. And then it gets strange.

To find truth, sometimes you need to go deeper... )
djsoliloquy: (this is why we can't have nice things)
2011-07-19 05:08 pm

Not So Funny Now, Is It? (Assassin's Creed. Malik)

The form my grief has taken, let me show you it.

Title: Not So Funny Now, Is It?
Author: [ profile] djsoliloquy
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed
Rating: PGish, warnings for implied violence.
Summary: Oliver Bowden’s book comes out. Malik is not amused.

Notes: Inspired by a kink meme prompt: Malik pays Bowden a visit and gives him a satisfying punch in the face (either literally or figuratively).

Malik prefers his revenge served cold. And in a burlap sack. )
djsoliloquy: (Cityscape)
2011-07-19 04:34 pm

Tutorial (Assassin's Creed)

Title: Tutorial
Author: [ profile] djsoliloquy
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed
Rating: PG-13, warnings for brief language and violence.
Characters/Pairing: Shaun and Rebecca, very subtle pairing if you so wish.
Summary: That time Shaun got in over his head and Rebecca saved his ass.

Notes: Inspired by a kink meme prompt for Shaun’s escape from Abstergo. See footnotes for more details.

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djsoliloquy: (these our bodies possessed by light)
2011-07-19 04:08 pm

Sneezes and Other Physiological Responses (Assassins's Creed, Shaun/Des)

LJ is being a jerk. Had to go in and format by hand. Good ol' HTML coding! So, hopefully nothing explodes?

Title: Sneezes and Other Physiological Responses
Author: [ profile] djsoliloquy
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed
Rating: NC-17, porn, warnings for substance-induced sex.
Pairing: Shaun/Desmond.
Summary: Shaun starts sneezing for some mysterious reason. And there’s sex.

Notes: Inspired by a kink meme prompt: Sex pollen.

This was so officially Not Allergies... )
djsoliloquy: (Cityscape)
2011-07-13 02:43 pm

Brotherly Love (Assassin's Creed, Federico/Malik)

Sitting down with crack and treating it like an adult is seriously one of my favorite things. The crack gets so flustered, it’s absolutely adorable.

Title: Brotherly Love
Author: [ profile] djsoliloquy 
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed
Rating: PG-13ish
Pairing: Federico/Malik
Summary: AU. Being an older brother is hard.

Notes: inspired by kinkmeme requester who was pretty sure this pairing didn’t exist. RECTIFYING!

"You must be an older brother too," Federico said the first time they met. )