It is deceptively hard to write about something which is itself a procrastination tool. Your brain keeps saying IT'S OKAY IT’S RESEARCH.

...which, yes, is my sad excuse for being some 20 minutes late. Sorry.

Title: Beyond the Impossible High Score
Words: 2,300~
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America, drive-by Canada, Japan.
Summary: America tries to beat Russia at Tetris. Things get a little heated.
Rating: K/PG with aromatic nutty crack wtf undertones.

For [ profile] miss_chella  as part of the [ profile] russiamerica Spring Exchange ♥ I hope you like it!

after a couple close calls, he tacks a piece of paper up in his living room reminding him to Not Throw Canada's Game Boy Out The Window when he gets the urge... )
03 February 2010 @ 04:43 pm
Yeah, it's going up now  :T

Title: the Waltz
Word count: 330~
Originally posted: @[ profile] saying_yes_2010
Characters: Austria/Hungary
Rating: R, sex.
Summary: The prompt was "waltz" and, um... hi.

...and isn’t that one phrase for it, making beautiful music together? )
Oh god, well, I kind of said I would prettify this a bit and de-anon and it’s Sunday, so here goes. I'm beginning to think I might have some kind of finger fixation? Heh, might. The other fill is teeny, so I’ll just post that one with a drabble or something.

I think I prefer them (at least mostly) unrequited, but these two can be hot and so much fun.

Title: Not exactly pillow talk
Words: ~2,000
Originally posted: @[ profile] saying_yes_2010 
Characters: Spain/Romano.
Rating: Hard R. NC-17? Anyway, it’s porn, guys.
Summary: Spanish spoken during sex!

“You could always try my language, idiot. I don’t think it’d kill you.” // “But you hate taking orders,” Spain says, licking his lips. )
02 January 2010 @ 03:59 am
Title: De Servo Arbitrio
Words: 2,700~
Characters/Pairings: Prussia, Poland.
Time period: 1525 CE
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, references to violence
Summary: The Treaty of Kraków and Prussian Homage. After the Teutonic Order is dissolved, the new Duchy of Prussia becomes the first Protestant state and comes to terms with being a fiefdom of guess who. Includes historical figures. Also bitching.

“I don’t think predestination, like, necessarily means predestined for greatness.” )
14 December 2009 @ 02:32 pm
Title: Abnormal Activity (or, The Only Thing We Have to Fear is Fear Itself and Demonic Forces from the Nether Realms)
Length: 3,100~
Orignally written: off the cuff for wizzard890 a while ago, and to anyone else who saw the movie and had a bit of this going on.
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America, England.
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: Language.
Summary: America’s new scary movie is so scary America doesn’t even want to go to sleep. The world struggles to remain understanding of this.

"Australia gave me anti-venom and rubber bands and said if it got me I should piss on it but I couldn’t tell if he was joking or not..." )
20 November 2009 @ 12:48 pm
Title: Something New
Originally Posted: @[ profile] hetaliasunshine, for [ profile] halflight007, forever and a half ago.
Characters/Pairings: France/England
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Nothing intelligent here, just bickering and fluff and, um, nudity. But it's artistic bickering, with words, so.
Summary: Francis and Arthur try a different sort of activity, for which Arthur expresses shy uncertainty with his usual charm. Not to be outdone, Francis charms him right back.

“This is just a sophisticated excuse to put that up on the internet, admit it! )
29 August 2009 @ 08:12 pm
Title: The Flight of the Rice Rocket
Words: 9,200
Originally posted: on the Hetalia kink meme
Character(s) or Pairing(s): G8+2 | Russia/America | France/World
Rating: Hard R for sexual content
Warnings: Bondage, orgy, dubcon and breath-play if you squint. "Don't drive like this" should probably also be a warning.
Summary: Two hours; ten nations; a car the size of a hotdog stand. Sounds like it could be a trailer for the next The Fast and the Furious: Veneziano at the Wheel — except for the whole orgy in the backseat. The car gets fantastic gas mileage, though.

The Rice Rocket Flies Again )
29 August 2009 @ 07:50 pm
Title: To Catch a Country
Words: ~5,400
Originally posted: on the Hetalia kink meme
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Latvia, France, Spain, England | France/Latvia
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: France getting touchy-feely with a minor.
Summary: What would happen if Latvia hosted a show dedicated to bringing predators and pedophiles to justice? What would happen if France, Spain, and England were the unwitting participants?

To Catch a Country )
Title: No Need for Desperation!
Words: 2,500ish
Originally posted: on the Hetalia kink meme
Character(s) or Pairing(s): “Russia”/”America” (role-play, with surprise real pairing)
Rating: R for sexual content.
Summary: Two desperate nations role-play as other nations to satisfy their desires. Did anyone seriously think this was going to end well?

No Need for Desperation! )
Title: The Four Times He’s at Risk
Words: ~3,000
Originally posted: on the Hetalia kink meme
Character(s) or Pairing(s): England/Colonial!America
: R for mature themes, sexuality, and...
Warnings: Shota. Not explicit, but. Yeah. Be warned.
Summary: England must exercise restraint to the nth degree with a young, oblivious America in his care. Soft and creepy bonding time ensues.

The Four Times He's at Risk )
23 August 2009 @ 11:32 pm
Title: A Little More Spark
Length: 4,500~ words
Characters/Pairings: Poland, Hungary, Austria, Russia | implied Austria/Hungary
Time period: 1849
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, some violence
Summary: Poland aides Hungary in the fight for her independence. They kick serious imperial butt until Austria gets Russia to help put down the revolution.
Notes: for the lovely [ profile] pyrrhiccomedy as my end of our fic trade. UGH SORRY WAY TO NOT FINISH UNTIL THE LAST EFFING MINUTE DAY AFTER ALSKDJFL. Shame on me.

A Little More Spark )(