*claps hands and bounces up and down* I saw this on the kinkmeme and was just utterly delighted by everything about it. I'm so glad you decided to un-anon and post to nothingtrue about it- and I dearly hope you feel the urge to take more of this fandom's crack and show it how to be a grown up at some point.

"Who doesn't like pistachios?"

Oh, Federico, you are the smoothest of the smooth.