12 February 2013 @ 04:07 pm
Fandom: Assassin's Creed
Rating: soft R
Pairing: Altair/Malik
Summary: Written for Sophie's porn star au! Wherein college student Malik decides to write his thesis on the porn industry and sends out a call to interview some real porn stars and I bet you can’t guess who answers. This is their first meeting.

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23 September 2012 @ 07:57 pm

Fandom: Assassin's Creed
Rating: R
Pairings: Altair/Malik
Summary: Prostitute!AU. Wills clash when the mysterious and infuriating regular starts making Altair wear a belly-dancing dress.
Notes: Still a WIP. Inspired by kinkmeme request for 12th century belly-dancing prostitute!Altair. Nailed it.

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14 August 2012 @ 01:17 am
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed
Rating: NC17
Characters: Altair/Malik
Summary: Gloryhole kink oneshot, from that still-unfinished modern hooker!AU.

14 August 2012 @ 12:10 am
Fandom: Assassin's Creed/Team Fortress 2
Rating: R for violence
Characters: Malik, Altair
Summary: Altair talks smack and Malik is a terrifying team mom.

Malik has no intention of allowing a threat to go unaddressed because it happens to be wearing their uniform.  
Continued from here.

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LJ is being a jerk. Had to go in and format by hand. Good ol' HTML coding! So, hopefully nothing explodes?

Title: Sneezes and Other Physiological Responses
Author: [ profile] djsoliloquy
Fandom: Assassin’s Creed
Rating: NC-17, porn, warnings for substance-induced sex.
Pairing: Shaun/Desmond.
Summary: Shaun starts sneezing for some mysterious reason. And there’s sex.

Notes: Inspired by a kink meme prompt: Sex pollen.

This was so officially Not Allergies... )
03 February 2010 @ 04:43 pm
Yeah, it's going up now  :T

Title: the Waltz
Word count: 330~
Originally posted: @[ profile] saying_yes_2010
Characters: Austria/Hungary
Rating: R, sex.
Summary: The prompt was "waltz" and, um... hi.

...and isn’t that one phrase for it, making beautiful music together? )
Oh god, well, I kind of said I would prettify this a bit and de-anon and it’s Sunday, so here goes. I'm beginning to think I might have some kind of finger fixation? Heh, might. The other fill is teeny, so I’ll just post that one with a drabble or something.

I think I prefer them (at least mostly) unrequited, but these two can be hot and so much fun.

Title: Not exactly pillow talk
Words: ~2,000
Originally posted: @[ profile] saying_yes_2010 
Characters: Spain/Romano.
Rating: Hard R. NC-17? Anyway, it’s porn, guys.
Summary: Spanish spoken during sex!

“You could always try my language, idiot. I don’t think it’d kill you.” // “But you hate taking orders,” Spain says, licking his lips. )
29 August 2009 @ 08:12 pm
Title: The Flight of the Rice Rocket
Words: 9,200
Originally posted: on the Hetalia kink meme
Character(s) or Pairing(s): G8+2 | Russia/America | France/World
Rating: Hard R for sexual content
Warnings: Bondage, orgy, dubcon and breath-play if you squint. "Don't drive like this" should probably also be a warning.
Summary: Two hours; ten nations; a car the size of a hotdog stand. Sounds like it could be a trailer for the next The Fast and the Furious: Veneziano at the Wheel — except for the whole orgy in the backseat. The car gets fantastic gas mileage, though.

The Rice Rocket Flies Again )
Title: No Need for Desperation!
Words: 2,500ish
Originally posted: on the Hetalia kink meme
Character(s) or Pairing(s): “Russia”/”America” (role-play, with surprise real pairing)
Rating: R for sexual content.
Summary: Two desperate nations role-play as other nations to satisfy their desires. Did anyone seriously think this was going to end well?

No Need for Desperation! )
Title: The Four Times He’s at Risk
Words: ~3,000
Originally posted: on the Hetalia kink meme
Character(s) or Pairing(s): England/Colonial!America
: R for mature themes, sexuality, and...
Warnings: Shota. Not explicit, but. Yeah. Be warned.
Summary: England must exercise restraint to the nth degree with a young, oblivious America in his care. Soft and creepy bonding time ensues.

The Four Times He's at Risk )